hypocontradicting

Again, i know there is no such word. This is just something i made up. In case you're wondering what the hell does it mean, it's actually

hypocrite + contradicting = hypocontradicting.

It pretty sums up what I've been doing now. Okay, i mean even before that. I think 99% of it serves me right because i tend to always say the opposite and now i can only say 2 words to myself which are :

padan muka

Karma people, karma.

It really happens.

Now it's karma-hypocontradicting.

*Sigh*

T_T